lying to herself cos her liquors top shelf

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samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

(Source: falloutdouche, via luminous-dreams)

— 15 hours ago with 984154 notes

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

(via imnicoleokay)

— 15 hours ago with 99238 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

(via spoof)

— 21 hours ago with 489857 notes

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

(via suspend)

— 21 hours ago with 539460 notes

When you’re physio says that you could probably have a blood clot in your leg and to be at the ready for an emergency hospital trip. Imma die. Later bo. -In so much pain -.-

— 21 hours ago

iguanamouth:

apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist

(via bedabug)

— 21 hours ago with 4952 notes

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

(via astound)

— 1 week ago with 226941 notes